Free Yearly Predictions

As we enter 2010, free yearly predictions are bombarding my email, television, the Internet and my brain! Why is it that with the beginning of each year, predictions of cataclysms, and the end of the world dominate?

With the release of 2012, these predictions have multiplied like bunnies on Viagra. Thanks to web bots, Nostradamus, the Mayans, Freemasons, and the History Channel, my weak mind is now convinced that between now and 2012, I will be forced to take to the post-apocalyptic streets much like Mad Max in a never ending search for gas, food, and companionship. Unlike The Road Warrior, The Urban Cowboy will be sporting spurs used to kick zombies in the butt with.

I predict that as the galactic alignment begins, a giant asteroid impact will cause the earths poles to reverse, resulting in the near mass extinction of the world population. Only a select few cowboys and cowgirls will survive, along with the freemasons, web bots, zombies, and tequila. A rebirth of the Mayan and Atlantis civilizations will also take place. Instead of controlling time and space, these two mighty civilizations will now combine their efforts in creating a stairway to heaven in an attempt to learn the truth about global warming.

If ya have a hard time believing my predictions, just head on over to some of these links that deal with prophecies and predictions.

Links to a few free yearly predictions

• Information on free web bot predictions
• Spirit Man free yearly predictions
• December 21 2012
• Prophecies and predictions of Nostradamus
• Freemasonry
• Mad Max
• Zombies

There ya have it…free yearly predictions from The Urban Cowboy!

I’m just sayin’…

What are some of your yearly predictions? Let us know!